I am dying right now, partially because that was the funniest thing I’ve read all day, and partially because my mom was Jewish and my dad is Catholic and I know my grandparents were quite scandalized when she brought him home. In my mind, my now 84 year old grandfather was yelling “Dog! WHY YOU COMIN AT ME WIT DEM…

Honestly, I can very easily imagine Nick Tortelli acting just like that.

This is just further confirmation of my theory that Paul Rudd made a deal with the devil and put a curse on the entire cast of Clueless in exchange for eternal youth. Think about it.

So, I was on assignment in Hailey, Idaho, during the Demi Moore/ Bruce Willis break-up. Boy did I find out a lot. Bruce apparently goads locals in his bar, then when they snap, have his goon squad do his fighting. Also found out that Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson have a place up there. So the story goes that Rita kept…

I notice that most of the negative stories are about people who never really, really made it. I grew up in LA and am peripherally in the industry and while most people are sincerely nice, only the phenomenally stupid and self-involved are openly mean or disrespectful. They’re the people who might get in a little way,…

Holy crap, I can’t believe I forgot about Sean Connery! I was working for a Scottish National newspaper, and drew the short straw during the 1997 devolution election to interview Connery just after his beloved Scottish Nationalists had lost the first election. He usually gave them a million pounds a year, but that…

OH MY GOD

But Chet Haze is half his DNA. All that douchery didn’t just happen in a vacuum I feel.

No. Pastrami is not made with pork. It’s made with beef. That’s why it’s popular in Jewish delis. He had beef ass hands.

Depending on how old you are, he was Carla’s husband on Cheers or Cher’s father in Clueless.

Wait a minute isn’t pastrami made of beef?!

I thought it was Kiel Martin.

Oh, get out, it was a perfectly respectful question, I wasn’t asking omg who designed ur sari. If she’s as funny as some people say, she could have at least made her response cutting enough to elicit a laugh if it’s such a pissy topic. When you’re a celeb, you’re gonna get a lot of the same questions, and if they…

They keep finding him drunk in halls surrounded by underage girls (17 year-old freshers) in various stages of undress. Last year he managed to get into ABH and slept with a girl before getting caught due to noise complaints.

my parents were craft service on that show “Method and Red” on FOX. As like a 16 year old (I’m 27 now), I would frequently come and work doing craft service shit for them unofficially, and unpaid on whatever show they were working on. I did it as a favor to them, but also I was coming out to see friends in LA that I…

lol I had to look at her Wiki page after this and it’s a laughably self-important self-done job or I’ll eat my hat

He needs to come off it because I had to google who he even is right now.

AHH I love it when all the celebs come for the Dunhill, mainly due to the yearly letter we get about how Hugh Grant is banned from all university builings and residences.

I went to St. Andrews for university, so we had quite a few golf-loving celebs come through, especially during the Dunhill Cup. At one point I went out with a couple of my friends from hall to go watch some of it, and it was just as boring as you’d expect from, y’know, golf. So we’re talking about how boring it is and…

At a Clap Your Hands Say Yeah! NYE show years ago, John Krasinski was drunk af and pushed me out of the way while trying to rush the stage. I fell into my friend as he bulldozed through everyone.