How the hell are those text messages not proof?

Yeah, Archer was the first thing I thought of when I saw that video.

Should we talk about that pig eating his watermelon on wall-to-wall carpeting in somebody’s home? Also, I hate the hippos’ handler.

IBM’s computer thinks in chocolate and vanilla. Sometimes what it knows is chocolate, sometimes it’s vanilla, sometimes it’s a swirl. Sometimes, though, the swirl melts; then you have to decide if there was more chocolate or more vanilla in that puddle. IBM just hired a fat kid that can tell the difference.

“You’re not that fucking good, Alex.”

Oh Hell no. I refuse to start paying for porn again.

Two Sunday nights ago. I was leaving the Yankees/Sox game and thought I could hold it for the 2 hour train ride. I got full on nachos and beer all night, so things were rumbling. Needless to say I thought I could let a silent one slip on the train, only to feel that wet, warm feel we all know. This happened no more…

One question, if you get the uncensored audio and post it, how does that benefit the Reds?

Theon Greyjoy Night did not turn out to be the synergistic success the Royal’s marketing department had been predicting.

It’s been, what, seven years? And still, yet another new Brett Favre dick pic surfaces.

“That means that I don’t work, I don’t drive a car, I don’t fucking ride in a car, I don’t handle money, I don’t turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don’t fucking roll!”

lighten up francis.

If you want the full image for yourself. It's available as pre-order DLC exclusively through GameStop.

"Messi dropped a marvelous slow-motion curler"

When confronted by a lion, passing gas is the safest deterrent. The scent in methane repels most big cats and will give you enough time to retreat.

Oh man that brings back memories. I remember I really enjoyed playing essentially the Star Wars rip off / clone (haha) Galatic Battlegrounds.

We are long overdue for a 1 hour long, weekly show called "black people reacting to things." Would Netflix binge that.