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How the hell are those text messages not proof?

Yeah, Archer was the first thing I thought of when I saw that video.

Should we talk about that pig eating his watermelon on wall-to-wall carpeting in somebody’s home? Also, I hate the hippos’ handler.

“You’re not that fucking good, Alex.”

Oh Hell no. I refuse to start paying for porn again.

Two Sunday nights ago. I was leaving the Yankees/Sox game and thought I could hold it for the 2 hour train ride. I got full on nachos and beer all night, so things were rumbling. Needless to say I thought I could let a silent one slip on the train, only to feel that wet, warm feel we all know. This happened no more

One question, if you get the uncensored audio and post it, how does that benefit the Reds?

Theon Greyjoy Night did not turn out to be the synergistic success the Royal’s marketing department had been predicting.

It’s been, what, seven years? And still, yet another new Brett Favre dick pic surfaces.

“That means that I don’t work, I don’t drive a car, I don’t fucking ride in a car, I don’t handle money, I don’t turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don’t fucking roll!”

If you want the full image for yourself. It's available as pre-order DLC exclusively through GameStop.

"Messi dropped a marvelous slow-motion curler"

Oh man that brings back memories. I remember I really enjoyed playing essentially the Star Wars rip off / clone (haha) Galatic Battlegrounds.

“When will this man have respect for our laws and our history? ‘Three in a row’? He can’t run for President again!”

I bow to peer pressure easily.

I will accept small bills, but no checks from you deadbeats.

We are long overdue for a 1 hour long, weekly show called "black people reacting to things." Would Netflix binge that.