If EA keeps it up, they might look like a somewhat respectable company in 10 years.

Seeing that jawbreak punch made me want to watch the whole fight. 

Will we get a remaster of these?

He thinks New Yorkers are regularly crossing paths with Glenn Greenwald, who has lived in Brazil for so long that I can’t even figure out when it was that he moved there. All I can suss out is that it was 2005 at the very earliest, lmao.

Ah yes, spending time with Glenn Greenwald, a thing that famously happens in New York City! By Skype or something, presumably, since he lives thousands and thousands of miles away from New York.

I’m sure she’s an insufferable piece of shit in person.

“Cancel culture” is just “Ugh, fuck this guy” on a grand scale, and people do this all the time in their personal lives. That it involves a celebrity rather than your crazy aunt doesn’t make it a unique movement.

My wife went to summer camp with her. I can tell you firsthand that this is a lie. 

You’re conveniently leaving out their measurements for:

The average height of military personnel in the United States is anywhere between 5 foot nine and 6 feet tall. The average weight is about 180 pounds, give or take.

Wonder how the Tifa vs Scarlet bitchslap minigame will play out in the remake.

Normal comment by normal guy who totally respects women and isn’t shitting himself in anger over Bernie’s popularity.

Go back to reading your Biden/Obama detective novels.

This news truly shocks the conscience.

I was already 20 when Ichiro joined MLB and I think I’d thought I was years past the part of my life where a professional athlete could ever be the kind of immortal, larger-than-life figure that, say, Michael Jordan or Lawrence Taylor or Martina Navratilova had seemed to be when I was a kid. But Ichiro was—and in lots…

Nu? So let’s take it a step further...

She’s so goyish . . .

Rabbi Hyman Krustofski: Ah, let’s see. I want a nice sandwich, but the Joey Bishop – too fatty. The Jackie Mason – I don’t know, sauerkraut makes me gassy. The Bruce Willis? I don’t even like his work. What is this – a Meghan McCain?
Izzy’s Deli Server: That’s Ham, sausage and bacon, with a smidge of mayo.
Rabbi Hyman…

going for the low bar Kotaku stars here please and thank you