I bet you $1000000 that fork is going to make you cry at some point in the future...

In general, you shouldn’t make friends with anybody who roots for the Yankees or Red Sox. Rooting against those teams is obviously for the best. It’s like the White Sox fans here in Chicago laughing at the Cubs fans over their team’s early exit to the playoffs which is the only joy a White Sox fan can hope to get for…

“yall kneed to kook up kokane wif bking soda and sell it.

That clip’s opening shot of him sitting on a throne made me laugh out loud. I simply cannot believe that the Rome/Cowherd school of sports radio still exists, and is apparently at least moderately popular, in 2018.

Jim Rome is still on air?

A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender says “What is this? A joke?”

“I like a beer...”

Unfortunate that she was standing so close, but of course hindsight is 20.

Went to the golf course with two fully functioning eyes.  Ended up with a hole in one.

There was some billionaire in California who, knowing that the public part of the beach was between the mean low and high tide lines, hired a crew to use bulldozers to push away the sand up to the seawall. (I think he was heavily fined, and told to pay for restoring the beach)

I’ve read that he doesn’t even live in that house, and hardly occupies it. It’s all about ‘principle’ to him.

“If I were to ever win in the Supreme Court, I’d be depressed about it,” Khosla told the New York Times in August. “I support the Coastal Act; I don’t want to weaken it by winning. But property rights are even more important.”

Why is the doorbell so close to the floor? Almost as if its there just for the dog... THAT DOG IS A CRISIS ACTOR! FAKE NEWS!

Careful, engorging yourself with rage isn’t very healthy.

I’m going to allow it. Had he gone “tumescent”, I’d agree with you, though.

Not all the way there yet

He’ll settle in once he gets used to the different gravity down there.

HamNo, you are not seeing the full picture.  This is AMERICA, a LOT of people are going to get killed, probably at the same time.