The other eye still starts to close. That is so endearing.

??!? She’s like the most beautiful human ever. I guess more stanning for the rest of us.

not finding rihanna attractive is something i’m not allowed to speak of in social circles...people are typically offended.

I thought Shifty was even worse! You might as well just be calling yourself Druggo.

Other Maine ‘drug-dealer’ names:

My parents, who are so cheap that they refuse to pay for voicemail and still legit have an answering machine...on a land line. My mother does have a pretty advanced Samsung smartphone she’s adept at using. However, my dad has a flip phone and literally only uses it for calls. No texting and he doesn’t check his…

Monsters. Only monsters leave voicemails. You know Trump is one of those people who leaves winding, two minute long voicemails.

I feel like we aren’t really addressing the root of the problem: WHO IS STILL LEAVING VOICEMAILS in 2016?

I’ve done A LOT of drugs in Maine, and I honestly got them all from white folk.

Waterbury, CT? That seems extremely specific. I lived near there for an internship (granted, it was more than a decade ago) and I don’t remember it seeming like a hotbed of drug traffic. Did I miss something?

I have a coworker who would be perfect.

I’ve Performed at the Super Bowl and Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Nomination and All You’ve Done Is Sit On Some Ugly Rocks With an Englishman

except makayla is trying to be famous for basically exactly what kim does and posting the same exact type of pictures to social media that the kardashians do (and following their make up and style trends). to say one is a okay because she is a gymnast and the other is not is bullshit

i mean.........it is kind of interesting that in kardashian posts people literally rip them to shreds for being ‘thirsty’ but because mckayla was a gymnast everyone’s applauding her.

As I noted to another my comment was not on Maroney. I said she can do whatever she wants. It was a comment on the article author for pretending that that is the type of picture that causes the commotion of trolls around her. We live in the world we live in. Would that it were not so but if on an ongoing basis you…

oh god moratorium on “slut shaming”. Are you calling her a slut? get a more creative term. Besides, she’s coming off as completely corny, thirsty, unoriginal, and desperate. She’s being trolled for the Kardashian wannabe garbage.

yeah I’m team its her choice, but I do agree it is disingenuous to say she is going to be a pop star without noting that she puts up some extremely sexual stuff online. Again, totally her choice (and I think she’s very pretty), but its part of the story.

LOL yeah go ahead and choose the picture of her just making some pose in a t-shirt instead of the selfies she’s become known for that cause the “trolls” to comment. She is obviously more than welcome to do anything she pleases but don’t pretend that she hasn’t turned to trying to create a pop career by selling her body

I want to crowdsource a question I have about chelsea’s “process.”

An individual nanny is absolutely a luxury. High quality centers should be a realistic option. Relying on one individual has its share of difficulties, and risks. Lower quality centers have their shares of risks too. A high quality place with several well-paid workers and plenty of oversight, and you reduce…