On one hand, Sandra's hemline, plus neck line, plus plethora of necklaces makes her look drunk.

@The HZA. [member of the zombie nation]: Thanks! He does totally make that picture. :)

@BellaNotte: Thanks! That's my all time favorite pic of my little bro! :)

OH MY GOSH! YES, I had frequent UTI's all through college and I remember having irritation as a kid as well. Actually, now that I think about it, I actually took Mr. Bubble bubble baths with my bf at the time. In all fairness, the frequency of my UTI's decreased considerably when I stopped drinking cola, but I have…

That's Armmore!

Jennifer Lopez's shoes are to big. Filed under "Celebrities are just like us!"

My boyfriend eats a ton of yogurt. I buy him 20 Yoplait every week (he lifts weights and it makes him eat a ton of food, what can I say.)

@Pocahaunted (formerly CocoBambi): I am so dissapointed in her for pairing that beautiful hat with the rest of her outfit. Not to mention the cigarette.

@MarissaExplainsItAll: I also think they flattened out the skin at the top of her belly button.

I'm loving the hint of hot pink sock. Very preteen chic. :)

I'm throwing a bachelorette party next month and there will be a penis theme. At this point in my group of friends, the penis stuff is just revenge on the current bride to be for the embarrassment she put the previous bachelorette's through. :) That being said, it takes a lot of love to attach a zillion condoms to a…

I think you look kind of chesnut.

@RomanaTwo: Prior to dying my hair (which puts it soundly on the blonde side of things) I always described my natural color as brown until my colorist was like "Actually, you're dark blonde." I think she's off her rocker, but its fun to say I'm a natural blonde. Haha.

I agree, my attitude towards my body is awful (which is not an uncommon thing), I'd love to look at it thankfully and objectively, I read arguments to that effect all the time and I totally agree....I just can't. I can act in a healthy way towards my body (which is not something I have always done, but I'm good at it…

I always kind of assumed that Stepford wives *only* gave blow jobs....

Anna Wintour's dress is oddly segmented....like a bug. Of course, she's probably used to people shrieking and jumping on chairs to get out of her way. But I'm guess she'd get rather offended if someone demanded she be squashed with a shoes.

I have glasses that I never wear b/c they are these lovely thin, platinum colored metal frames that are so light they feel like they are going to go flying off my face whenever I put them on. I seriously feel like I'm going to accidentally break them. If I ever get around to renewing my prescription (I'm borderline in…

The idea of this was one of the things that I found really helpful to dream about and focus on during my horrible divorce. In a way, I mourned the loss of a potential child (I wasn't pregnant or even trying, but we'd talked about having a kid and had the coolest name picked out.) and I felt like I'd miscarried or had…

This post is hillarious. :)

Thank you, Jessica Simpson, for illustrating why I am a devout non-tucker of shirts!