Funny, my life got so much better when I decided to stop reading women's magazines. I guess one person's aspirational is another person's list of reasons I'm not good enough.

I think it meshes well with the whole safe, legal and rare ideal.

OMG that so happened to me! After about a week of non-stop (and over the top)sweetness and light, I go to a party we're both at and he doesn't say hello to me! I ask WTF is wrong and he's made up some line about how he met a woman a month prior that he'd started dreaming about and how could he not go after the woman…

@foodandshoes:

Is $146 (on sale!) considered a reasonable price for a mumu? B/c seriously, buy a big rectangle of knit fabric(approximately twice your height) from a fabric store, fold it over, cut a head-sized hole in the top, and sew up the sides (but not all the way up to the top of the fold, so you arms can go through) and…

So is Nicole Richie secretly pregnant again. B/c every picture I've seen of her for like the past week has been in something enormously blousy. Sometimes I dress like that when I'm feeling bloated, but not for a week straight. And Nicole is teensy.

Given that its Rachel Bilson, its probably a medium T-shirt.

I don't know why people are knocking the swimsuit. She looks beautiful! So fit and happy and comfortable in that suit! Also, I may be in love with her hat.

I know its probably OCD, but I shave all of it (and my legs and underarms as well) every day even if I'm going through a dry spell. I can't stand stubble, so at least I can say that its for my own benefit. And in the summer I really like white swimsuits.

@nellicat: I thought it was vomiting dogs.

I remember taking this a long time ago. I think my results said I should be a journalist. I'm a chemical engineer.

Or he'll end up like my ex-husband who came back from Iraq, got out of the Army, started sleeping with everyone but me, and finally got arrested for going to meet someone he thought was a 15 year old girl he met online, but in reality was a sheriff's deputy.

I was totally eating blackberry Yoplait when I saw this yesterday. :)

She's running b/c she stole Barbie's purse. :)

When I was recovering from an eating disorder, my nutritionist had to gradually step up my caloric intake to bring me back up to a healthy level. This looks to be about 1000 calories daily. I don't see how you can possible exercise for 2 hours on this amount of food. Nor do I see how "eat next to nothing while…

@Alia:

Oslo! Large dogs are a bitch to bathe in the tub. Bob comes in second place for me.

Actually, I like him. I think maybe "Act like a man" might be better phrased as "Act like a goddamn adult," but I'm glad its not b/c it totally leaves room for me to start the equivalent blog for women entitled "Sack up, ho!"

I don't know why people diet before getting married. From my experience trying on wedding dresses for my wedding, I can say that wedding dresses are incredibly flattering. In general, they hoist up the boobs, cinch in the tummy and the traditional poofy skirt hides the hips. :) I guess it would be necessary to watch…

After Hurricane Katrina, my friend helped a coworker go to his flooded house and clean stuff out. The next day, I was going to the store with my friend and her mother. I open the trunk to put my bags in and I see a ruined, waterlogged Rabbit. Because her mom was within earshot I just said "Um, why is there a small…