To be fair, maybe the cake decorator objected to someone graduating Summa Cum Laude in home school.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Brad Stevens not getting one vote for coach of the year is a farce.

As other people have noted, this woman opened her apartment and gave them her ID. That they had to “verify” her ID is crazy. I would love to know how many occasions they have had when someone living in the building was actually a fake student with a fake ID. This is just stupid and racist and embarrassing as shit.

I am a parent of 2, including my son who is very into video games. I have been playing First Person Shooters since before he was born (he’s now 20).

What Roy said. They are HUGE. We usually eat 2 for Sunday dinner (4 adults) and freeze the other two.

NJ here: Typically $8.99/lb for USDA Choice NY strip steaks at Costco. I get them as a 4-pack so ~$36. They sometimes have Prime but I remember it being almost double the price.

It’s a few bucks cheaper per pound, especially on the high-end cuts. But the real advantage comes because they sell “primals” - big pieces of meat or entire muscles that haven’t yet been broken down into individual steaks or chops.

Abortion is a very emotionally and politically charged topic, and the decision to have one shouldn’t be made lightly. However, poking fun at a bunch of old hypocrites who claim to want to ban the practice for most citizens while secretly paying for their mistresses to have the procedure is fairly humorous.

None of the jokes were about Sarah’s looks.

I grossly overtip and I’m not intimidated by words on a screen so this isn’t hitting me too hard.

I always bring flowers to a party, a quarter ounce or so is usually plenty.

Your first few dinner parties you’re frazzled and rushing and trying to make it perfect and oh god where’s the kitchen torch we need it for the crème brûlée and if someone arrives on time it is a CATASTROPHE. Later on you realize that all of that nonsense doesn’t matter, and you’re happy to see your friends, your…

I was stone cold fucking sober when an acquaintance tried to rape me in my dorm room. And why was I alone with him in my dorm room? Well, originally, I wasn’t. I was there with a female friend, him and his male friend. His friend grabbed my female friend by the wrist and said, “Let’s go downstairs,” and pulled her…

How many rapes would be prevented if society taught men to respect women as human beings?

As a child I was great at spelling, I was a mobile version of spellcheck ;) As I got older and began to rely on that red line, me got worster at speling and grammer.

There had to be a decent Subreddit eventually. I mean, Law of Averages.

Same. A day far far in the future when someone mentions DTJr. and everyone goes “oh, yeah, whatever happened to that asshole.”

Thanks, that’s super helpful

I don’t think you understand how nerves work.