So it sounds like you CAN spot treat acne, it’s just not going to prevent acne overall. As someone who often will get between 1-3 zits, spot treatments are perfect. The rest of my skin is dry and sensitive and any treatment powerful enough to work on zits is going to dry out the rest of my skin. Usually my spot…

I love dogs, I’ve had dogs all my life, but a lot of people don’t like dogs and some people are allergic to dogs. Stop being an entitled jerk and leave your dog at home. He’ll be there when you get back. Dogs don’t belong in stores, on planes, and certainly not restaurants. And you can all take your bullshit…

Why does everyone want to bring their dog with them every time they leave the house? Grocery store-bring your dog. Retail store that has absofuckinglutely nothing to do with dogs or pets-bring your dog along! Maybe there will be another dog there and they can bark and fight!

“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

I know there are rules, but, I mean, I’m an exception to all rules right?

You just referred to them as people! You’re not supposed to do that. They’re gonna come take your maga hat away.

But tech companies know how to analyze and exploit your financial data in a way that banks haven’t yet done, according to Bankrate. They can use your data to tailor other product offerings to your financial habits. They’re hoping to be a one-stop shop for consumers.

Can’t you ask the restaurant?

I thought they were already doing that.

Imagine for a moment, that you are a female civil rights activist in Putin’s Russia. Now, you know that no matter what you do, if you actually succeed in your goal of drawing attention to the horrendous state of human rights in your country, you are going to go to jail. And you will be abused. And you may never get…

Actually, probably a heart eating story. 

Come on, it’s ok:

You’ll have to forgive me, I’m a bit rusty. But I think this means he’ll be transferred to a new parish, be racist there, and then get transferred again, ad infinitum.

Dude come on, it’s 2018, read fucking anything about domestic abuse and why people stay and then develop a fucking thought about it. 

Whine really is the best pairing with flops.

Which means it is limited. What if a restaurant offered unlimited refills on your drink, but after the first refill limited you to 2 ounces per hour?

The fact that the most powerful man in the world is so thin skinned (and utterly fucking stupid) is both maddening and terrifying... Also, fuck Fox News for carrying his water.

Emily - you should be fired for this post. The app you’re so casually recommending was last updated four years ago and has terrible reviews.

if it wasn’t for going off half-cocked, i’d have no cock at all.

You shouldn’t hope for that, I’ve had to deal with it, and UPS won’t even talk to you if you’re not the Bill-To party on the waybill.