I thought the “Like, what’s Uncle Tom but for white women who disappoint other white women” line was far more offensive then the eye shadow or Aunt Lydia line. The media is just pissed they got called out on their shit. 

Because pockets, or lack there of. 90% of woman’s clothes either has pockets too small to fit a phone, wallet or a combo (forget about keys) or they appear to have pockets, but really it’s just the allusion of a pocket or there just i no pocket at all.

I like the book idea. I use a fairly simple way of swapping out letters for number/symbols on my security questions. Even if you aren’t dumb enough to put your personal data on FB you should be doing something other than answering honestly for your security questions because there are a fair number of people in your…

I feel better about that case of wine I kept a few years back. Possibly the best thing that could accidentally get delivered.

I don’t understand it, but I feel like it’s the IP address. My BF gets ads on his cell phone for things I’ve searched for on my cell phone. We don’t use each other’s cell phones. No common accounts, the only thing in common is that we use the same wifi. We noticed it when he was getting ads for what I bought him for…

Plenty of people had made well reason arguments, so I just want to add that you are an enablist, rapey, douche-bag.

I do as well, but it still means my phone is ringing, two or three times a day with these numbers.

Does Mr. Number allow you to white list numbers? I get a large amount of spam calls the area and code and prefix that match my own number. It’s an out state number since I’ve moved, but I have a family member who shares the same area code and prefix.

And a professor at my 4 year, top tier university had a lecture on how white women statistically don’t need to use condoms for HIV/AIDS prevention. Crazy is not confined to community colleges.

Can that day be tomorrow?

Whether you get your card back or not largely depends on whether the bars point of sale system has the capability to store the info. Yes, they all should, but they don’t, so the bar is forced to physically keep your card which they don’t want to do cause it’s a PITA and generally just creates more liability for them.…

As someone who is not married, we share passwords pretty openly. Accessing is entirely different. While I’m sure I know my SO banking password, I would never use it. We use each others Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime and he’ll occasionally ask me to help with things like calling the electric company with a question, so…

If you are prone to crying (I stress cry) or something is happening in your personal life where you know you might be upset and cry at work, consider packing yourself an emergency kit with eye drops, powder or foundation, mascara, and maybe a candy bar to cheer yourself up. So at least you can recover gracefully.

Depends on the time frame

Yeah, it’s popular, but also illegal in several states. So automatically ordering a double isn’t a safe bet. I usually ask if there is any specials and go from there. I’m all for the shot/double for $2 more, but in personal experience I see this maybe 60% of the time. Really depends on what airports you flight in and…

The “double for $2 more” thing is popular but not an across the board thing. I’d be careful assuming or you’ll end up with a $30 bloody mary one of these days.

My head hurts from trying to sort out if this is satire or not. And by this I mean the last year and a half.

I used to have to show up to the office one day a week. I lived about 5 miles away. So I’d stop in the night before, claim a “good” spot, leave my coat, laptop and a mug on the desk and then show up about 8:45 while always being the “first” one there. It was mostly about getting a good spot where I could minimize…

iOS only? a search in the play store doesn’t pull anything up. I tried a similar or maybe your app a while back, but there wasn’t enough options in my area. I love the idea of it though.

Tissues in the bathroom only. Wash your germ infested hands while you are in there.