Gotta be really half-assed to use this toilet.

She thinks a bootstrap is the thing you tug on to get your mom's attention when you want to ask her to call in a favor.

Hey now. Some of us just know that bathing more than once a year will cause death.

I like how in Europe all labels have the calorie amount in a per a set amount (I think 100 grams?), so it's very easy to compare foods.

Maybe they should put the vitamin content in street terms. "Contains 1 8-ball of Vitamin C".

We here in 'Murica, don't want no foreign rulers.

Ugh- I know. I get recovering Catholics, but I think people underestimate recovering southern baptists. Honestly, I think the psychological damage it causes a kiddo borders on abuse. I still struggle almost every day with it :( many internet hugs your way!!

Catherine the Great was awesome about vaccines in Russia. There were awful epidemics and people would get sick and go and kiss a statue of the Virgin Mary, but because the sick people congregated around the square the disease spread faster. She had the statue removed and people freaked out because they thought it had…