Man, Hazzard County must be on some incredibly hard times if the Duke boys are having to use an Altima. 

Just the line “I wasn’t being ironic, I was being hypocritical” shows enormous intellectual and emotional growth.

I’ve said this before, but their fake chicken cannot be beat. It’s moist, flavorful, has a nice texture. Expensive, though, and not vegan, but as an occasional treat it’s great. I love to cut up a Chik patty and put it in a green salad.

It’s been around forever, and their original grillers are actually pretty good. They don’t really taste like meat, but they taste good, in fact, I still like them better than Beyond or Impossible.

“At the end it’s their decision if they want to jump in the boat, but the train is leaving the station,” de Meo said.

Still possibly the best Flash (both in the 1990s and now) 

Is John Wesley Shipp doing anything?

How about we have a live broadcast with Geraldo Rivera spending two hours talking about the history of the crate, speculating about what might be in the crate and how exactly the crate is going to be opened, and then the last five minutes standing in front of an empty crate apologizing for wasting everyone’s time.

Actually, I meant “suppository.”

I prefer the Texas Cheesecake Repository

Norm: “I don’t much care for this God fellow. I mean, how vain does one have to be to name thyself ‘God’?”

Why is 600 miles of range critical when we already have 200? Or 300? Couldn’t we really survive with 100?)

The recurring flaw in the Star Wars universe is the gatekeepers continue trying to double-down on things and ideas that have already succeeded instead of attempting to break new ground. Even when they stumble into something new and good like “The Mandalorian,” their next move with “The Book of Boba Fett” is conceived…

The gin and tonic along with rum, sodomy and the lash are all you really need to know about the British Empire.

Why do millennials think all 80s/90s video tape is cursed and automatically horror movie fodder?

LOL this I worked at a gas station and had a young kid probably late teens come in and buy some condoms, I was like anything else he kind of freaked out and was said kind of loudly their condoms and quickly snatched them off the counter and jammed them in his pocket. I laughed so hard when he left. Like dude why be…

Boy, what a time to be alive. Lubricant?

Thankfully with incentives and fuel/maintenance savings, a 30k EV is basically as cheap as a 20k ICE.

I started out using chimichurri on steak, then I discovered that it is frickin’ amazing on roasted potatoes, with or without steak (but preferably with)!

Traditionally, chimichurri is made by hand, not with a food processor. A food processor will create a sauce that’s a bit more of a blended paste, while mixing by hand results in a luscious, oil-based condiment that drips off your food in rich, herbaceous slicks.