Sorry, but no. You already tip them for the transaction, unless they have your drink ready for you as soon as you belly up to the bar after everyone shouts “Norm!” and they solve all your problems in 22 minutes, and extra tip is just a bit too far. Especially if you tip the Salty approved 20% or higher.

Not mine.  Ben Sisko FTW.

Despite those results, holiday tipping is still the norm—or, at least, it should be, said Patricia Rossi,

KCSuperman is an extension of Superman I-III & Returns. He referenced going crazy and fighting himself and his son Jason. Then the attack by a freak from Gotham.

I’d love to see Wil give a reading of Roarsach’s “And the world will look up and shout ‘save us’ and I’ll whisper ‘no.’”

Only if you collect butterfly farts for a living and somehow make $1M/ year from that business model.

The Emirates Air commercials with Jennifer Anniston were the aspirational ones that always drove me into a rage.  99.95% of the people seeing the commercial had no chance of ever affording a luxury seat on one of Emirates’ planes.  Putting those commercials on during football was just such a bad decision.

I got about halfway through the run of The Boys comic and kind of gave up, it was just too over the top.

Same with locomotives.  I used to work for GE and when the economy tanks, they don’t sell many locos.  What the do sell is a ton of mods.  BNSF, CN, or Florida Eastern will send in an idle loco and the engine, motors, and electronics get ripped out and swapped with brand new electronics and refurbished moving parts. …

I was offered a job at marginally more than I was currently making that would require me to move to somewhere with a cost of living that was 50% more than where I was. I laid out to the HR manager the pay wasn’t going to do it and gave them a number that would keep the buying power the same. They didn’t budge on the…

“Bless your heart” is the Southern “go fuck yourself.”

Every year I always say I’m going to take the day off and see how many place I can hit for my free meal.  I’ve yet to embark on the Tour de’Bellyache.

We bought an 08 SX4 manual for the kids a few years ago and everyone loves it. I’d hate to see Suzuki collapse as I like the one car I’ve driven from them and it’d be hard to get spares.

I watched this movie with my older two kids a couple years ago. They were 19 & 17 at the time and I warned them “this isn’t a movie you can make now.” They were howling with laughter the whole time.  They realized how un-PC it was and what they were poking at with all the blatant racism.  It’s a great movie that does…

Never forget Deadspin.

Since swans aren’t food, this article shouldn’t have been posted.

I know these trucks are filled with food, but this seems more of a Jalopnik article as trucks aren’t food. I think you should probably stick to specifically food stories before Spanfeller comes in and cleans out the staff like a Drano cocktail.

I bought circuit boards for heavy industry that typically had a 20-year lifespan.  Finding chips that are even 7-10 years out of date was a nightmare.  I can’t imagine what will happen when huge swaths of cars start to have this problem.

When I was in the Army, another of the 2LTs was nicknamed “Costanza” because he had the “looking like you were at your desk” trick down to a science.

There’s a whole swath of readers out there who’s quarter-life crisis was a true crisis - as in not getting blown up by an IED, watching friends die in their arms, or at best leaving loved ones half a world away without any definite timeline of seeing them again. While what many are going through is hard, it’s not a…