That’s really all I got from the article, too. My dad is 62 and I figured Clarkson had a good 8-10 years on him. 

Great writing and all, but a simple “ok Boomer” would have saficed

It’s nice of Clarkson to get in front of a camera now and then to remind us what giant asshole he is.

He’s not even 60!? I swear I thought he was nearing, if not in, his 7os. Man, that diet of bile, xenophobia, anger, and cigarettes is really not good for you. Maybe someone should make him a few more salad sandwiches?

Why should we sit around and argue about how we are going to die and when we are going to die, instead of focusing on how to fix these issues?

On the other hand, the guy is probably crass enough to admit that he doesn’t care because he’ll be dead before things get really bad. 

Yeeeaaah, I think the extremely high cost of cars nowadays, lengthy/horrible graduated licensing in some provinces/states and the highest insurance premiums ever might have a bit more to do with youth not being as car-loving as in the past.

Nah it’s not the crushing student and medical debt, it’s definitely Greta that makes young people not buy cars as much.

Poor chap just needs a good bowel movement.

I stand corrected.

I’m color blind to greys. I just don’t see em.

Nah, the Black Little Mermaid post was wayyyyy worse than these two. I had random racists in my mentions for like a week and a half after that one.

“He’s NOT getting my vote. Period.”

I wonder how we have greys that seem ok, but unaccepted on Kinja, yet Mr. Daily Stormer up there isn’t grey on TheRoot?

“STICK TO BLACK STUFF!!!”—some goatfucking fascist fart-faced herb named Jim

Dismiss your troll, please. 

but you seem to like sniffing up under his ass otherwise you wouldn’t be here. what stormfront has no more room for you?

Pretty sure these two articles are going to break a record for the most dismissed comments ever.

(The third thing you should know is that I actually keep a small photo of the mouse from Pinky and the Brain beside my bed that says: “What are you going to do today, Michael?” The answer is always the same: “Fuck with white people.”)