Honestly a big part of being wealthy for me is that I wanted to STOP worrying about money.  I wanted to stop counting it and budgeting it and worrying if I bought the brand name.  My mental health is better because I don’t have to worry about money now.  I don’t shop for the best deals or only buy when things on sale,…

I’m not going to argue with your life philosophy, but I don’t share it.  I lived at the bottom of the ladder for a long time.  Now that I’m nearer to the top I am generous with myself and generous with others.  Works for me.

turn on the tv?

It looks like someone photoshopped someone else’s eyeballs into their faces.

There is a house near my dad’s flying a single flag that is the Confederate and US flags combined.  Whenever I visit my dad I hope to catch the neighbor outside so I can ask what the fuck they think that flag means.

This is amazing.  If I witnessed you doing this, we would have become friends.

A pig farm.

Idiot humans kill people in cars everyday.

Right.  Let’s get the ACLU in here to protect you from being called an asshole.

Yeah I’m about 5'4" with a small frame and sometimes if a seatbelt isn’t height-adjustable it will cut right across my throat.  Makes me feel so safe . . .

This is a weird example given we know that domestic assault victims generally do go back and go back and go back . . .

Bruh.  Do not start calling out constitutional clauses to look smart when you don’t know what you are talking about.  There’s a difference between what states obligate you to actively do, and what they restrict you from doing.

This checks out. I like to use it to annoy my husband.

Whhaaaat? I specifically get cravings for fountain pop.  It’s amazing.

My workplace is opening an on-site daycare and older women are LOSING THEIR MINDS that it wasn’t available to them.  Can you just be like, “wow that’s so amazing for you!”?

I get to much more work done from home than I do at the office! And I can switch the laundry!

This is a bizarre assumption.  Maybe they have a full house and went to the bar to read on their phone and have a beer in peace?

The superiority of comments like these is amazing.  Why would anyone care if some rando at a bar thinks they’re intelligent and wants some connection with the world?  I’m not walking around the world wondering what everyone is thinking of me.  I’m living my fucking life.

Why the fuck do you care what they’re doing on their phone?  Emailing, texting, doing the NY Times crossword, reading a book on their Kindle app, whatever the fuck the want.  Is that a good start?

Thank you.  This isn’t a new thing, either.  I used to take books to bars. Now I take my phone. I’m there for my own enjoyment, not the bartenders (that’s why he is getting paid).