Honestly a big part of being wealthy for me is that I wanted to STOP worrying about money.  I wanted to stop counting it and budgeting it and worrying if I bought the brand name.  My mental health is better because I don’t have to worry about money now.  I don’t shop for the best deals or only buy when things on sale,…

I’m not going to argue with your life philosophy, but I don’t share it.  I lived at the bottom of the ladder for a long time.  Now that I’m nearer to the top I am generous with myself and generous with others.  Works for me.

turn on the tv?

It looks like someone photoshopped someone else’s eyeballs into their faces.

There is a house near my dad’s flying a single flag that is the Confederate and US flags combined.  Whenever I visit my dad I hope to catch the neighbor outside so I can ask what the fuck they think that flag means.

90% of jobs? I’ve never heard of a single job where you had to ask to use the restroom.

This is amazing.  If I witnessed you doing this, we would have become friends.

A pig farm.

Idiot humans kill people in cars everyday.

Right.  Let’s get the ACLU in here to protect you from being called an asshole.

Yeah I’m about 5'4" with a small frame and sometimes if a seatbelt isn’t height-adjustable it will cut right across my throat.  Makes me feel so safe . . .

This is a weird example given we know that domestic assault victims generally do go back and go back and go back . . .

Bruh.  Do not start calling out constitutional clauses to look smart when you don’t know what you are talking about.  There’s a difference between what states obligate you to actively do, and what they restrict you from doing.

This checks out. I like to use it to annoy my husband.

Whhaaaat? I specifically get cravings for fountain pop.  It’s amazing.

My workplace is opening an on-site daycare and older women are LOSING THEIR MINDS that it wasn’t available to them.  Can you just be like, “wow that’s so amazing for you!”?

I get to much more work done from home than I do at the office! And I can switch the laundry!

The dog is just more meat.

This is a bizarre assumption.  Maybe they have a full house and went to the bar to read on their phone and have a beer in peace?

The superiority of comments like these is amazing.  Why would anyone care if some rando at a bar thinks they’re intelligent and wants some connection with the world?  I’m not walking around the world wondering what everyone is thinking of me.  I’m living my fucking life.