‘K’ is easier to type when driving though.

“Fine by me” sounds passive agressive to me and I’m now offended. Why can’t they just say:

Call me a “stone-hearted ice witch” or say I’m not fun at parties but I hate using exclamation points. I see no purpose in them. Anyone who knows me would know it is completely disingenuous for me to put an exclamation point in my writing because I have never spoken to them with a level of excitement that would…

Actually, “fine by me” is 150% more work then “fine”, but okay.

I find that ‘fuck you!’ gets my point across much more precisely than simply, ‘fu’.

I went into my wife’s phone settings and made it to whenever she texts “k” it autocorrects to “Okely Dokely”

Sure

I have a theory that Boomers and Millennials are in a race to push Gen Xers into a murderous rage with all their bullshit.

Ok, Lifehacker.

Does your keyboard not put all your most recently used emoji in one place? What kind of half-baked device are you using?

It goes the other way in professional environments. If you use too many exclamation marks, and are too wordy, you’ll be immediately identified as a simpering, unconfident dicksneeze. I can’t stand getting emails with the subject being: ‘Hey! Can we get together to discuss next steps? Thank you!!! :D’

Good to know that, even this deep in the information age, we still have to deal with completely pointless etiquette rules.

You read “ok” as passive-agressive, I read overuse of exclamation marks as an indication that the person is too enthusiastic and excitable, over-eager and possibly a bit feeble. Now what?

I just bang away at the keyboard so they see me typing and then just delete without ever responding. 

Both are perfectly acceptable replies to everyday mundane texts.

Use a ‘thumbs up’ emoji/memoji like a civilized person.

Ok

Fuck this passive-aggressive BS. 

If we’re going to outlaw “OK” then we sure as shit need to also get rid of “Fine” 

Ok