I meeeean, I would keep the cake.

Make sure he’s wearing a bomber jacket with patches on it.

ONE TIME in my early years as a lawyer I had to make an argument in front of a federal judge that I knew was crap. It wasn’t false or misleading or unethical or anything. I’ll just say it was quite a STRETCH. When the judge skeptically questioned me I had to keep repeating “yes, that’s our position, your honor.” I was…

I won’t judge you, or anyone else who uses their own money to buy whatever the fuck they want.

Then don’t go.

Woooooah, is it really that big a deal to SPLIT a dinner for a friend once a year?  

Thank you.  This article is apparently for people who have no idea how to behave in public and/or have terrible friends.

These are really long comments for someone who doesn’t know what they’re talking about . . .

COOL. Even overweight women typically gain 15-25 pounds. But keep making excuses for an entire medical staffing “not noticing” that someone was pregnant.

You’re right, I’m sure they deliberately chose these circumstances and have never tried to get out of them.

I don’t post them but I take naked pics of my toddler b/c naked toddlers are adorable and hilarious.

Okay I wouldn’t post pics of my kids doing any of these things.

She must’ve gained AT LEAST 20 pounds to support a pregnancy.  It changes your entire body.  What the fuck.

Was this sarcasm? Otherwise, it seems a little crazy to post THAT comment on THIS article.

“SEXY COMMUNIST DANCES IN COLLEGE.”  It would rise to the level of satire if it made any fucking sense.

Hey, when I think sort of sexy dancing, I think communism.

If I am friends with one person and later befriend their significant other, I make their last name in my contacts the possesive form of my friend’s first name.  So, if we were friends, and then I met your girlfriend Nancy, I would name her “Nancy Arturo’s.”  Drives my husband nuts but it helps me remember who people…

It’s not manipulative and it’s in fact the ONLY way to find out if they are okay with it before doing it!  My team is work is all huggy and they know I’m not.  I told them I’m not, so they don’t hug me.  No problem.

My husband and I still joke with each other about the way women can say the meanest thing in an argument. “You’re stupid like your father!”

Yes!  Michigan kicked ass this November!