I have shoveled FEET of snow off and around my grill.  Maybe it’s time to install an awning . . .

I have lived in the coldest, snowiest places in the U.S. and I maintain that 30s and rainy is the worst possible weather.

OH MY GOD thank you for bringing this gif into my life.

I agree with you, but this goes so far beyond “police overreach” in my opinion. I have very little doubt that this man was abused because ONE COP decided he wanted to do it.  The fact that ANY doctor agreed to do this in the end makes me shudder.

It is terrifying to think of being detained and violated in this way. By the state. By doctors.  I felt sick reading this article.

My company pays once a month.  It blows.

Yeah, he looks like that Bernie a couple of weeks later.

Goddamn, your comments are giving me life.

Yes, how terrible to think that you accidentally helped save lives and didn’t receive any monetary compensation.

This was really convincing.  Excuse me while I spread rumors that “some people are saying” Stephen Miller’s skin is dry and cold like a snake’s.

You’re drinking 200-400 ounces of water a day?  Is there a specific reason for that?

WHY ARE HIS EYES ALWAYS LIKE THAT? It’s so bothersome. He is so bothersome. I feel like his skin is always cold and slightly damp.

Uggggh my mom is still in my life. She’ll do things that drive everyone completely insane (I think on purpose) and when I call her on it she says, “But it makes me happy!” Nothing else matters, of course.

They also complain when their coffee is cooler than the surface of the sun.

. . . You are breaking up your ground meat and washing the little pieces? Seriously?

“the police have played a very difficult role in my investigation”

I have a weird suspicion that my husband created 100 burner accounts and posted every comment on this article. Especially yours . . .

I went to a wedding this summer where the bride’s family was Jordanian. It was relatively modest and yet they kicked the reception off with a TWENTY MINUTE dance with approximately one million professional drummers and choreographed moves. It was amazing and probably a big part of their budget. Different cultures are…

Holy shit people were bitter about that wedding. “They were doing some kind of choreographed dance! FOR SHAME!”

I don’t know. I think “feed two birds w/ one scone” is kind of adorable.