Oh my gosh.  I’m so sorry.  I want to give little you a hug and help them.  

Newp.  We don’t need to teach kids disordered eating.  We can teach them about health without teaching them to count calories.  Jesus.

“You can tell I didn’t just make this up b/c I wrote in several different pens.”

it IS likely though

This is me every day when I park in the SPECIAL EXTRA CLOSE parking reserved for hybrids at work.

Dude what?  Yes childhood obesity is a problem but the solution is not to have 9-yr-olds logging their meals into My Fitness Pal.  

Yeah . . . not seeing the problem with this.

Reports are now that he verbally resigned to John Kelly (while expecting to be fired).

Kids still eat dirt. And worms. And sand at the beach. And carpet fuzz.

. . . Hispanic people can be white.

No but I’m going to shout this at my daughter the next time she spits/snots/throws up on me.

Woah, don’t just assume snarkylicious is a white man and therefore deserving of redemption.

There is no way to appeal an acquittal in a criminal case in the US. It’s an important principle that leads to a very unfortunate outcome in this case.

And then NEVER do it again!

Apparently she has.

I enjoy MMM but I LOOOOOVE Tony Shaloub in it. I cannot contain myself when he’s on screen. I have this insane, open-mouthed smile, looking around my living room like “IS ANYONE ELSE SEEING THIS?” (No one is.)

You can’t deny it’s fun though.

1st degree murder requires premeditation. 2nd degree murder does not. Many states do not distinguish between the 2 and do not require premeditation, only intent. I know you’ve only been in your crim law class for a couple of weeks, but this is still embarrassing for you.

She reminded me of the girl from The Omen!  *shudder*

Dwayne is being a dick, but “problematic” has been the most bitched about word in my circles lately.  Some people do reeeeeally seem to like it.