Kids still eat dirt. And worms. And sand at the beach. And carpet fuzz.

. . . Hispanic people can be white.

No but I’m going to shout this at my daughter the next time she spits/snots/throws up on me.

Woah, don’t just assume snarkylicious is a white man and therefore deserving of redemption.

There is no way to appeal an acquittal in a criminal case in the US. It’s an important principle that leads to a very unfortunate outcome in this case.

And then NEVER do it again!

Apparently she has.

I enjoy MMM but I LOOOOOVE Tony Shaloub in it. I cannot contain myself when he’s on screen. I have this insane, open-mouthed smile, looking around my living room like “IS ANYONE ELSE SEEING THIS?” (No one is.)

You can’t deny it’s fun though.

1st degree murder requires premeditation. 2nd degree murder does not. Many states do not distinguish between the 2 and do not require premeditation, only intent. I know you’ve only been in your crim law class for a couple of weeks, but this is still embarrassing for you.

She reminded me of the girl from The Omen!  *shudder*

Dwayne is being a dick, but “problematic” has been the most bitched about word in my circles lately.  Some people do reeeeeally seem to like it.

“You don’t want him to check his bag on the way home . . .”

I would hope that most people can see the difference between a protected class and a non-protected class.  Bummer.

Oh wow.  A vegan joke.  Groundbreaking.  You should do stand up.

yeah dude. we are saying that “discriminating” against someone because they choose a profession is okay.

I don’t know. I can watch some dude get his head smashed by a zombie in GOT. But seeing a birth scene would cause me to relive my own (traumatic, horrible, shitballs) delivery of my daughter so NO THANKS.

Do people really say “I’m Asian?!”  Asia is a continent that contains over half the world’s population and thousands of cuisines.

I picture this person walking around life with their shoulders hunched forward, constantly wringing their hands, their brow nervously furrowed, eyes darting side to side . . .

I don’t know but I fucking love those comments.