Yeah I haven’t taken liquids out of my bags in years.  No one cares.

MY HUSBAND HAD TO GO TO A BACHELOR PARTY IN MEXICO CITY.  WE LIVE IN MICHIGAN.

Growing up (poor) I was always so jealous of the amazing STYLE of the well-dressed girls. Flash forward to now when I have money to spend and I realize it’s not style, it’s just money. People venerate women like Tory Burch like she has some magical, mysterious quality when really . . . it’s just money.

IT NEVER HITS IT I CAN’T STAND IT

You sound depressed.  If you feel like this negatively impacts your life (it sounds like it does!),  there’s nothing wrong with getting on a med that will make it stop.

“his suffering victimized” her is a really amazing way of saying he abused her and then killed himself 4 days after she escaped . . . 

This first time my husband and I had a babysitter after our daughter was born we went out to eat then walked aimlessly around Target for an hour b/c we didn’t want to disappoint the babysitter by having such an early night . . .

What the fuck is wrong with you

As a parent, I 100% agree with you.  If I pony up for a fucking babysitter b/c I want to go out to a nice meal with my husband, I’d better not be sitting next to a bunch of asshole kids.

I can never have enough fresh garden tomatoes.

Tbf, you said “I don’t normally bag on the youth, but now I’m going to bag on the youth.”

So your dad was a middle aged man dating a child he met . . . outside of her senior english class?  

I fucking love this so much.

These are also an abomination.  I assume Donald has one and that he has urinated on it.

These are also an abomination.  I assume Donald has one and that he has urinated on it.

Fake news.  This administration has more toes than Obama ever did!

What are you describing is called “circumvention” and it’s illegal.  So, not really a dumb question at all.

Force majeure because of an increased cost (in the form of tariffs)?

Companies that sell shit to (racist, white) old people.

The first Native Americans in what is now New England thought the first European visitors were a joke and a nonthreat. If it weren’t for disease they might have stayed that way.