The wig on the Obama head made me literally shudder.  

I’m from Michigan and I love it here.  It’s a beautiful state and the west half is a cool place to live.  But our electoral college votes went to Trump and therefore we deserve shame.

It’s crazy that swing voters even exist. How? How stupid must you be?

And they are completely confused about “aluminum.”

Yeah in my experience partners are just generally around.  This article seemed kinda . . . strict to me.

You jest but republican voters would eat that shit up.

This article is a masterpiece and the comments are delightful.

Oh get off their case. How would you like having literally anything you could ever ask for handed to you on a silver platter? Oh wait that sounds lovely . . .

Paul Rudd forever and Lena Dunham never!

Sometimes I admire the creative ability of these people. They can turn ANY statement into something supporting their fucked up views.

Not to mention student loans,, medical expenses, or other major expenses people don’t take into account. I’ve been making 6 figures for 4-5 years now.  If law school hadn’t cost me $200K, I’d be pretty comfortable.  As it is, between my mortgage-sized student loan payments, mortgage, FUCKING DAYCARE, etc., I feel…

So basically, yeah.

Thanks for telling us you have abs.

What?  This is where many researchers work . . .

Do you live in rural Alabama?  I’m in Michigan.  My husband and I make quite a bit more than your parents and we are just normal SLIGHTLY upper middle class people.

Like obviously she gets work done.  Everyone in Hollywood does.  But everyone else LOOKS LIKE THEY’VE HAD WORK DONE.  She just looks flawless.  It’s boggling.

WE MUST.

1. She didn’t say her kid learned this directly from Kim K., rather from a kid in daycare.

White salt of the earth people are my people. They are that desperate AND that dumb (AND that racist).

Yesterday at dinner my daughter blew her nose really hard all over her food and started to eat it (I took it away).  She also likes violent nature shows.  Maybe she will meet up with yours and they’ll conquer the world?