Yeah if the company had to deal with it that would be SOCIALISM!  Spreading the costs out among the population is . . . wait . . .

What if Obama is the last horcrux and he has to die to save us all?! SOMEONE GET HIM THE RESURRECTION STONE!

My daughter is 2 and I do this to her sometimes. When she’s doing that half-assed mostly fake whining thing, I do it back to her louder and say, “That’s what you sound like.” It makes her laugh. I am probably turning her into a psychopath.

I assume he wants you to and this was a cry for help.

The implication is that he would put his penis in the hole.

Lol wtf is wrong with this person. Like I can’t even imagine having a conversation with her that didn’t abruptly end with me whacking her over the head with the nearest heavy object.

okay I realize it’s “pay per view” but it won’t let me edit.  :(

LIVE ON PAY-PER-VIEW!

Or crayon.

Just gonna up the grossness here and tell you that fetuses are covered in a thin layer of waxy stuff and hair that they SHED AND EAT during their last days in utero.

Uggggh we could be rich together. My mom has a new boyfriend who won’t shut the fuck up about how we should appreciate her more b/c she is the most perfect human alive. While she sits there smirking.  How about you just met her and I’ve known her three and a half decades?

Don’t be.  I’ve always argued with my family about politics.  But the way the things are the last few years . . . it’s pretty much destroyed our relationships.  Talking to my father . . . it’s like he’s mentally ill.  You can put fact after irrefutable fact in his face and it just doesn’t matter.  It’s really sad.

Why do you think the graph looks the way it does? Coincidence? Or a decades-long, purposeful effort by the rich to become richer at the expense of everyone else?

This is argument is so fucking tired. 

I mean, not REAL Americans, am I right?

My husband is a big, manly dude and he and his friends never did “locker room” talk, even when they were young. He thinks it’s weird that guys would talk in detail with girlfriends about sex-related stuff (I mean I’m sure they share some things and ask questions but never “I banged this hot chick” type talk). I think…

Holy shit, gross.  His hand just STAYED ON THERE.

I was going to star you until the Fergie comment.  wwaaaaat?!

I’ve got a 2-carat brilliant cut and that shit gets stuck EVERY TIME I go to put my hands in my pockets.  Sometimes I bump it into a door frame and get a bruise on my finger.  I like . . . can’t imagine those massive things celebrities wear.  I feel like your finger bone would get broken at some point.

You’re doing god’s work here.