Toenail clippings. On the floor. In the office bathroom.

Sephora has a really generous return policy, so you can always try it and return it if you don’t like it!

Sephora has a really generous return policy, so you can always try it and return it if you don’t like it!

Local moms discover THIS ONE TRICK to win every argument!

Literally no one has proposed “open borders.” Go learn.

Ugh, I got shoulder checked by a guy in high school for rejecting him once. It scared the shit out of me. Like if he was willing to do something like that surrounded by people and authority figures . . .

If you truly love and care for someone and they don’t feel the same way . . . that really sucks. A LOT. But they don’t owe you any reasons for their feelings.

Me too!!

A vomit crier?! I am so sorry.

Am I the only one thinking of Ghostbusters right now?

Yep. Just accept that it sucks and you have to deal with it.

“thrust”

Those kids were no angels.

I get the point. I just strongly disagreed with it so I made a dickish reply.

The “Control The Women (Especially The Poors)” Bill.

I laughed.

What wait? Ladies can like dick jokes too, ya know.

It might be the death of you. That’s why they pasteurize it. For your safety.

“I don’t like things that were made hot once.”

this article and the comments are a fucking DELIGHT.

This is the most important non-Megyn Kelly related thing you’ve ever written.