I didn’t know he went to Cooley. The official joke of all law schools. This is the fucking cherry on top.

I’m just glad to hear other parents are fighting with their 19-month-olds over the Roku remote. Epic fucking battles.

They do exist and they don’t support the NRA. Moderate voices aren’t exactly amplified in our current environment.

Is Genius Talk trademarked here? How bold.

Oh my god I WANT TO KNOW what that woman is saying.

Who cares? My signature is basically my first and last initial with some scribbles. Maybe we should stop worrying that kids can’t write in cursive and start worrying that my mom can’t figure out how to turn on her fucking computer.

I did this one summer in college. On nice days, it wasn’t too bad. And we would always take a nap break at 10am when the morning radio station ended. I had the farmer tan to rule all farmer tans that summer.

I agree with you, especially on the last point. I’m over the Constitution and I’m WAY over the myth that the Founders were perfect human beings who wrote a perfect document that should be enshrined as law for all times.

Uh . . . source?

But they can if they want to. It’s a private company. It’s their platform. I don’t have to let you stand on my goddamn front porch and talk about whatever stupid shit you care about.

That person’s unending abuse of the ellipses is offensive. That’s the point.

I watched it over xmas and found it was still awesome!

It’s not piss! It’s lightly flavored, carbonated alcohol water. And it has its place (doing yard work, eating wings, etc.).

Okay this actually makes sense to me. Whew.

Sure, Jan.

The issue isn’t where I’m going to poop. The issue is there are 7 billion people on this earth, and if their poop isn’t disposed of in a safe, efficient manner, then I don’t want to be on this earth.

THANK YOU. Both articles were so disappointing, too. Yesterday I thought maybe she got hit by a truck and then it was just a story about a normal press briefing.

It’s spelled morAn.

Yes. Wanting to punish someone for their deplorable actions is exactly like wanting to punish someone for their ethnicity or religion.

Funny? Or thoughtless and cruel?