K. Well. Enjoy cholera.

Real talk: life won’t be worth living w/out indoor plumbing.

Or, some would rather not live in a world without indoor plumbing.

Or, some would rather not live in a world without indoor plumbing.

We’re at Target.

How seeing a magazine on a shelf bad for anyone’s health?

Where have you been?

Retired people.

And it’s either cold b/c your partner is blocking the water or the water is spraying you in the face.

That was heavy, man. That vending machine fought the inevitable until it’s last breath.

Your comment kind of implies to me that young people on their phones are being reckless but I think EVERYONE is on their fucking phone all the time. I sit at the stop light near my house every morning and watch people drive by, looking straight down into their laps. It’s fucking insane.

“Some people aren’t even worth $7.25/hr”

I think she’s just a real bitch and NY gave her license to let her bitch flag fly. I could easily swing that way but I live in a tiny tourist town where EVERYBODY is smiling at EVERYBODY.

I’d be like, “This isn’t the time to talk about action! Stop exploiting these victims with your agenda of resuscitating them! Thoughts and prayers!”

My sister lived in NYC for several years and I now find it embarrassing to go out with her when she visits me in the Midwest. She is So. Frickin. Rude. to the waitstaff!

How dare you talk loudly in a library! People are trying to read in there!

THANK YOU.

This all seems unnecessarily mean spirited.

What’s the alternative? Are you going to make everyone strip to the waist to have their genitals inspected before they’re allowed in? Fuck off.

I rewatched American Beauty a few month ago and HOLY SHIT what a disaster. I used to think it was amazing . . . Jesus teenagers are dumb.