BUT WHY DID SHE WAIT SO LONG TO CURE CANCER? WHAT IS SHE HIDING?!

Seriously, don’t we come here to escape during the work day? Reading these feels like there’s a director sitting in front of me.

Let’s focus on low hanging fruit guys.

“come back to it”

Yeah last week when I almost cut my damn finger off I should have skipped the stitches and just let it heal itself. Naturally.

We need . . . men who are sexual predators but refuse to own up to it on our side?

GAH I thought he was making a joke about Affleck and I momentarily starred him!

The fart sound was FAR superior to the “/s” ending.

It sucks when your shitty behavior puts you in a “no-win situation.” So unfortunate. Poor man. :(

DAMNED IF HE SEXUALLY HARASSED/ABUSED WOMEN AND REFUSES TO APOLOGIZE.

Oh my god I love this! People “playing devil’s advocate” are almost always using that as an excuse to voice their garbage opinions without suffering the consequences. Fuck offffff with that.

My daughter is 16 months and she’s already an asshole to me.

“I do snap at her when she asks 3-4 times in a row, and i dont mean to be mean, but sometimes i know she takes it negatively.”

This was my thought. It hurts as a kid to think/know your parents aren’t actually interested in what you do all day.

My husband loves it but he was born an old man. I will never understand it.

I hope she uses those game tickets and the students pelt her with food and drink the entire time.

You obviously haven’t spent any time in a court room if her comments seemed out of line to you AT ALL. Go be concerned about something that matters.

Come on. This is hilarious. Our reps are just trying to give us a good chuckle.

From your post I take it you quit after macro 101.

I can’t believe, in 2018, people still believe this shit.