shellackedbreadloaf
shellackedbreadloaf
shellackedbreadloaf

This article reminds me about how the NY Times is publishing letters of Trump supporters. Who the fuck cares what they have to say? These people are idiots and not worthy of our attention.

In a way I liked those squished mashed potatoes b/c I could DESTROY them with my high pressure sprayer.

Aw man. I love dogs AND Grape Nuts. :( Good thing I’ve already tricked someone into marrying me!

Or just not great at parking up against curbs?

What does stupidity always look like?

Right, but by reading the article and deciding whether or not to do that, you did think about it.

Give him statistics showing that crime is directly linked to economic status, not race. Then take like 7 hours to explain to him why race in America is linked to economic status. Which he would already fucking know if he didn’t purposefully bury his head in the sand.

A lot of this article was about HOW to respond (in ways other than an unhinged facebook rant that will leave you both angrier than when you started).

This is the funniest attempt at a “white people aren’t really privileged” story I’ve ever heard. Good one, guy.

I don’t think the point is that people are SO OFFENDED. The point is to think about the words you say. Everyone agrees it’s fine to call any group “guys.” Yet for some reason it would be super weird to call a mixed group or all-male group “girls” or “ladies.” It’s just one little, interesting piece of a very large

I try to suppress it too. My 16-month-old daughter threw cottage cheese at my face this morning and I said, “DUDE!”

*flies to Germany*

Have you read Shrill by Lindy West? She talks a lot about how she’s always been fat but didn’t think there was anything wrong with that until . . . every fucking person in the world told her she was gross for being fat. And eventually she (mostly) gets over because fuck people.

You’re totally proving statistics wrong with this anecdote!

What clothes are you wearing outside of athletic wear that are covered in logos?

As a US woman who went from a hatchback to an SUV to house a single baby . . . I’ll allow it.

This Lions fan is happy for you. Sigh. Some day . . .

Aw man. My daughter is 16 months old and I really hope this lasts the next 20 years or so. She currently LOVES doing the dog filter with me so I’m just gonna assume that interest will not fade as she ages.

I don’t disagree. I’m generalizing. Probably unfairly.

I read an article YESTERDAY about how if Democrats don’t reach into the fucking “heartland” and embrace the pro-life, pro-gun “Democrats (ps you are not fucking Democrats), then the party will surely die.