Thank you. Damn. My husband is 0% concerned with being accused of anything because I’m not stupid enough to marry someone who doesn’t know how to fucking respect men AND women.

Lol. That’s an appropriate alternative. I felt personally violated by the last election season.

Boot straps?

Which is why it is so soul-crushing to imagine the inevitable response of, “Trump’s not racist! YOU’RE racist for saying he’s racist!”

I think his rage is currently focused in a way that makes him do non-terrible things for once. I appreciate it, but I don’t forgive him (or CNN, or the rest of the media) for the way the acted during 2-year election season.

They’re going to deliver a tremendous report this Monday. I mean Wednesday . . . of next week . . .

Come on . . . you were a little drunk when you wrote this, weren’t you?

Damn, I thought Alito died for a sec there.

Why would this mean the tip is small? I split checks all the time and most people I know tip ~20% (25 if our toddler was extra annoying).

I live in Michigan and have never heard that under tipping is a Midwest thing.

The only time I have cash is when I eat out with my dad so I can slip the poor server extra money at tip time.

You should start a new column called the Unreasonably Salty Waitress!

How is that happening? Cause right now you sound like the “Obama’s comments on race are causing a racial divide!” folks.

1. This was hilarious.

I do have a climb a bit to get my daughter into her rear-facing seat in my CUV (I’m short) but I find it easier to manipulate that wait up-and-over than it was to manipulate down-and-over in the tiny hatchback I used to drive.

I went from a hatchback I drove for 9 years to a new CUV this year and I can NEVER give up the higher seating position now.

If we’re at work WE ARE NOT INTERESTED.

Polarization between who? Harrassers and harrassees?

WOW. I’m really sorry that happened but no one is conflating those 2 things. You are actually belittling Perra’s experiences here. Please stop.

I do something similar (e.g., Sober January right now!). It’s a good time to break bad habits, remember herbal tea is a good thing, get more done around the house, cut back on calories, etc.