Yeah the Connors looked and acted like most of my extended family and hometown residents . . . most of whom voted for (and still support) Trump.

In the VERYLASTMOMENT she looks at the hammer and realizes . . . it is a hammer.

That’s . . . pretty mean, dude.

My (idiot, estranged) brother’s kids are named Aiden, Hayden, and Kayden. Like . . . does he just yell “ayden!” and they all come running?

It was funny.

I’m good friends with someone who has worked as a receptionist at several companies.

My husband and I both come from agnostic/atheist families and we fucking love the holiday season.

I’m not being snarky- but I don’t get at all how this article relates to whiteness or wealthiness.

We had that for a few years and finally caved into pressure to do the whole xmas day high pressure bullshit- gifts and all. Gifts for a bunch of grown ass people who can afford to just buy themselves whatever. Kill me.

A few years ago I finally got my (all adults, no kids) extended family to agree that we do not need to get together on the exact holiday and we definitely do not need to get each other gifts.

I don’t think her crappy childhood means we can’t make fun of her ugly ass table settings.

I once went to a really obviously expensive wedding, and at the reception the massive fucking floral arrangements made it impossible to see half the people at the table.

Wtf is this? Frogs on fish? This isn’t real. It can’t be. Nice try.

I cannot fucking wait to ask my dad’s wife this shit at xmas.

You realize only assholes begin their questions with “you realize” right?

I hate all bumper stickers. Except this one.

He is killed 20 minutes in and the entire movie is his girlfriend avenging him.

“My hobby is ruined if I have to treat women like human beings and not mindless objects that exist only for my pleasure!”

Good point. Luckily there is no power disparity between an adult professor and his 18-year-old students who are. Luckily a man who rapes a 15-year-old would never THINK of raping an 18-year-old.

I was born and raised in and around Adrian. I posted this to my Facebook in the hopes that lots of people from my hometown see it and know what a piece of shit this guy is.