I used to be you. Then I had kids. At this point I can nap in my car while the gas pumps.

This is sad. You’re sad. Also, try starting a new paragraph from time to time.

No one is asking you to change anything to make people more comfortable OTHER THAN stop being shitty to women. That’s it! If that’s a problem for you, then you’re an asshole.

Yeah.

I like when kids peek around the seats on a flight. Sounds like hers were relatively well behaved.

Kids. Kids rewatch and rewatch and REWATCH.

The strawberry is so perplexing . . .

Meh. I like their coffee.

I thought that sounded like a person having a conversation with themselves before I even got to your comment!

Think of all the teenage boys Kevin Spacey never molested and then you’ll see why he should be allowed back on House of Cards.

Think of all the teenage boys Kevin Spacey never molested and then you’ll see why he should be allowed back on House of Cards.

“Like . . . should I call the police?”

FACT: Roy Moore has never molested SINGLE PERSON prior to 1947.

Was Trump born the first day of his presidency? No. He said and did disgusting things well before being elected.

Wait, you were NOT alive at the end of the Civil War? The American Civil War? I am so confused.

It doesn’t sound like an obscene amount of food for a morbidly obese man? You don’t think it contains an obscene amount of cholesterol and sodium for an obese man in his 70s?

What kind of sick fuck eats 2 Filet O Fishes? JFC.

So you became a Republican after the Civil War? After the Civil Rights Act was passed? Is that what you’re saying here?

Yes, b/c there are no liberals in “middle America.” Fuck off. I’m born and raised in the midwest and I still live here in a small town. People who continue to support Trump are disgusting.

Not sure why you felt the need to clarify what I consider to be the universal definition of “party.”