It becomes a contest when you use the term “baddest bitch” which means “more bad than all the other bitches.”

I don’t know . . . I’m starting to think Jessamina is Taylor.

It’s important that, instead of learning something about a bunch of awesome badass women that history ignored, you put YOUR mental effort into defending a pop star.

People are violent. They like watching violence. And hey, it’s better than public torture and executions!

JFC do we really need to go back to freshman econ to talk about the marginal utility of a dollar?

I don’t know if you’ve watched the Funny or Die videos on those 2 but I think they are golden.

What? Are you suggesting men approach us as if we are just HUMAN BEINGS? Perhaps saying hello, telling us their name, and then asking our name? Maybe ask how we are doing? WHAT?!

Wtf. Creepiness is not tied to attractiveness. I’ve had plenty of really good looking guys creep me the fuck out. And I’ve had guys I didn’t find attractive flirt with me- even if I wasn’t interested it doesn’t mean I found them creepy.

I think she’s captivating.

YES think of all the things I could do with my life if I didn’t spend ALL THAT TIME putting on make up (and activity which GASP I enjoy). I could have run that marathon, graduated law school, had a child . . . if only.

I always wonder if the white actors in his movie are super uncomfortable, especially at first, when they have to say the word OVER AND OVER (e.g., Django). In front of a group of black people no less. I’d probably be sweaty and have messed up poops that day.

PROBLEM?! That is my favorite week of the year. I “work from home” all week while others waste their vacation time.

We managed to bully my mom into this for a few years and now we are back to the actual holidays. None of us are at all religious so it’s ridiculous to pay extra to be somewhere on December 25.

Sounds nice but every time I’ve tried it I get stuck in fucking freight traffic in Gary for 3 hours.

Dude, these people work their asses off perfecting their craft so they can perform it in front of a single person who looks like she is smelling a fart? I would leave that performance crying if I were one of the dancers. I don’t think it’s sexist to suggest she can show some appreciation for their art.

A robot would seem warm and lifelike next to her.

Are they . . . are they doing the whole song?

Yes. That’s what you get when you go on TV and spout racist bullshit to help your husband become the most powerful man in the world.

This was fucking delightful, thank you.

Models are also supposed to be hyper aware of how their faces and bodies look, so by your logic she must know that she looks like a cranky robot?