Yeah but it’s become so easy to return now. Everyone gives you a free return label.

Carry a little card in your pocket that says “Fuck off” on it. You can just shove it in their face while you’re speechless.

This shit drives me nuts. I have a former college friend who has gone all in on the essential oils. She posted recently on facebook that she felt so bad for her kids b/c they had the flu and high fevers so she was . . . doing whatever you do with the oils (seriously what? do they drink them? just rub em’ on?). I…

I have a former college friend who is a fucking engineer who, since having 2 kids, has gone ALL IN on essential oils and how they cure every disease unlike EVIL VACCINES.

I’ve lost a few friends in the last few years over this shit. They would get in touch and I’d be super happy to hear from them and 5 minutes into a conversation they’re trying to sell me patterned leggings.

People have been killing people since there have been people. You don’t have to be mentally ill to commit an act of violence.

Were you there? How are you so sure this is being reported incorrectly?

How do you know he had mental health issues? I haven’t read that yet.

They made you huh?

This is a really passive aggressive and rude idea.

Sometimes kids leave the house and encounter other ideas.

Whhhaaa I love Little Baby Bum. I mean, I don’t love it. Because I’m an adult and that would be crazy. But it’s so slow-moving and pleasant. No loud noises or stupidly fast motion like other kids’ shows.

Obviously, yes.

How the fuck is making your own pizza faster than ordering one?

It falls in the same camp as “I don’t watch TV.”

Why is it racist for a meerkat to have a German accent?

1. This is a blog.

Then maybe you should move to a country that does not guarantee in its Constitution a fair trial for every defendant. Love it or leave it, am I right?

I think it must have gotten so many stars b/c people either (1) didn’t read it properly, or (2) thought it was sarcastic.

Meh. We’ve used it to justify chattel slavery and all the horrors that come along with it. Why not destroying the entire planet?