It’s unlikely this nation will exist in 900 years.

I hate Betsy the most, but that is probably because I have lived in Michigan most of my life.

Seriously I have been drinking more lately because I am SO MAD dealing with every day’s news cycle. And it’s not the news itself that does it. It’s knowing that 37 fucking percent of this country still approves of the job that Trump is doing. It boggles my fucking mind, and if you look at what DeVos is doing to…

Unfortunately she won’t be able to grasp the irony (both b/c she will be dead and b/c even in life she almost certainly lacks the intellectual capacity to do so).

I’m filing this away b/c I know my daughter (who is currently 13 months) is going to be an argumentative little asshole once she starts talking in full sentences. AND I MUST WIN.

They voted for decades of that policy. They deserve it.

Celebrities need to understand: they belong to US.

Yes. Wine. The lady’s drink. Nothing more ladylike than falling asleep on the couch while rewatching Outlander. Bonus points if the glass is still in my hand.

Basic counting skills tells me you need at least 11 main dishes (let’s be honest 22 is more appropriate).

Nah, you just sing that song that has them in alphabetical order . . . you guys don’t remember that from 5th grade?

“Eat me! Sauteed or barbequed.” I sing it MOST nights while cooking dinner.

They should ungrey you for this.

JFC reading these comments is really stressing me out. I can’t go half a day on family vacations without some alone time (in a bar, obviously).

These people are evil. Remove them from your life.

Does this person exist? Someone in history has actually ordered ONE beer and split it among THREE glasses? I don’t know what I would do if I witnessed such a thing . . .

Agreed. It’s nice to read a little positivity. To think things could actually swing back into the right direction.

YES except i couldn’t put my finger on it. THANK YOU.

“I’M NOT YELLING, YOU’RE YELLING!!”

Your comment is from yesterday so I apologize if I’m repeating another reply but . . .

I want to live where you live.