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Yes, surely Tim Allen is referring to that thing that happened 46 years ago.

I die every time at the end when Rickman’s hair is poking out of his hair makeup wig thingy.

But he took a gov’t salary while doing as little work as possible and claiming to hate the gov’t. Pretty much textbook conservative bullshit there.

fuck I just laughed sooooo loud in my cubicle

These recaps are so delightful they ALMOST make me wish she would stay on this air forever.

And genetics. Get some good ones.

This is so perfect. It should really be in Bobby’s article.

This is so perfect. It should really be in Bobby’s article.

I hope Megyn reads this and feels bad.

Up Close and Personal. Celine Dion. Because You Loved Me. yeesssssss

It’s pretty cheap to get your dresses and pants hemmed. Not trying to be a dick. I just want you to know you CAN have clothes that fit perfectly for not too much money!

Yeah I agree. This dress is not IDGAF. This dress is “I don’t know how to dress myself.”

Since you didn’t go into an 18-paragraph rant about how it’s the MOST AMAZING SHOW EVER I have decided no- you are not my husband.

I’m imaging a Kidz Bop version of American Pie and it’s hooorrrrrible.

I am dressed better than this when I’m at home in my kitchen. Even when I’m wearing my comfy sweatpants with the whole in the butt.

Or, her wardrobe department cares A LOT and they also hate her A LOT.

I don’t want to be a dick b/c I recognize your username and I like your comments but HOLY SHIT SHE CAN AFFORD TO GET IT HEMMED. So can you. Get your shit tailored so it fits and you NEVER look like Megyn Kelly looks in that horrible fucking dress.

I looooove the teen ones. I feel so smart.

Nooo this is my favorite part of the show. These people are so hilariously boring. “And then I realized that my coupon was for Tide and I had actually bought All! HAHAHAHAHA!”

The personal anecdotes are my favorite part of the show because they are so WONDERFULLY terrible.