My husband and I started watching Game of Thrones a week ago and I already regret it. Can’t we just rewatch Archer and Always Sunny again?

Are you my husband?

Um. Why?

I have had a bonkers day at the office and now I’m really enjoying sitting at my desk silently mouthing “prune” over and over so I can make this face.

I got suckered into it too. :( Look below to see the craziness I got!

Women like me? How do you know I’m not successful? What am I claiming about wanting success in the first place? What am I being told that I believe that I shouldn’t?

I’m still trying to figure out what you’re . . . taking care of in the bathroom.

Are you suggesting the fact that she is successful and a woman should mean that we (other women) should support her? She’s a bad person. She did bad things. So . . . yeah . . . fuck her.

Are you suggesting the fact that she is successful and a woman should mean that we (other women) should support her? She’s a bad person. She did bad things. So . . . yeah . . . fuck her.

I don’t think sitting out the anthem altogether can reasonably be seen as a “neutral” position here.

Awesome idea and I’m copying it!

But they sure do like that sweet, sweet taxpayer money building new stadiums.

Won’t people think of the footballs?!

Are you suggesting that I should care about black people being brutalized and killed by the police when I’m EXTREMELY BUSY worrying about what is going to happen to all the pets affected by Harvey, Irma, and Maria?

“FAKE NEWS!”

That’s . . . not a thing.

This video was amazing. It should be shared with the world. I wish I weren’t grey so that I could make you ungrey.

Idiots continue to be a blight on society.

“The Nazis weren’t fighting Nazis in the 1940s, guys. There were two groups.”

“I don’t like what he says or does, but I love the man more and more everyday.”