I mean, it’s not like a great dane takes up a ton more room than a large lab. They also have awesome, gentle temperaments and are easy to train.

My mom did this and I will never stop being pissed at her for it. It’s so fucking selfish and self-centered.

This is the first time in my life I’ve ever felt tempted to say “not all white people.”

No fucking shit! That’s like calling the police because you have a stalker and they’re like, “You should be flattered that he’s soooo into you!”

JFC

Oh my god that guy on the left. He looks dead inside. Like this woman took the very last of his ability to give a fuck about anything.

I kind of think it’s purposefully awful b/c it gets us to comment more . . .

True, old people never have sex.

It’s “this is an important part of a relationship to me and if you can’t do it, I can’t be in this relationship.” It’s not “if you can’t do it, I’ll make you do it.”

Goddamn, Megyn, give it a rest.

I hate Megyn Kelly as much as the next gal, but don’t go talking shit about mallows.

If I found out she had bad shit on Trump and didn’t reveal it before the election I’d be tempted to set her on fire.

That scene still freaks me out and I’m in my 30s. WHY WAS THE CHICKEN THERE?

I’d do Colin Firth dirty . . . in his soaking wet white top . . . mmmmmmm

Whoever composed this little scene hates her. Delicious.

You are my favorite type of commenter. “I don’t understand why people are enjoying themselves by poking fun at this obnoxious TV personality. It is such an unimportant topic that I’m going to make SEVERAL comments about how unimportant it is.”

YUP. I will never have any furniture that is not dark brown leather. That baby food, dog hair, cat hair, red wine, and mac and cheese wipe RIGHT off.

oh my god that woman in the middle looks like she’s in pain

This happened to me once when Ahmadinejad wrote an open letter to GWB.

I don’t care about Brady either way but it’s perfectly fair for him to shit on him for “writing” this garbage book full of wrongness.