Caffeine is a diuretic but the mineral water thing is mind-boggingly wrong.

I drink less than that and I have to pee like every 20 minutes. You’re so blessed.

I disagree. My dog drinks EXCLUSIVELY from our toilets and she is incredibly fancy.

God spare me from another “millenial” hot take.

. . . are you suggesting these look similar?

Uranus better stay away from my bottom. amiright?

Yeah but we could dunk ONE FOOT HIGHER

Asparagus pee made me snicker yesterday and I’m a 33-yr-old lady. Always funny.

I hate to get the conversation off track but I love your username!

I love you in this thread.

maybe they were trying to spell “pear” b/c they love pears?

Keep sharing this, please. Post it on every platform until people are sick of it (then post it again).

goddamit now I really want an enchilada

I am so bad at trumping.

I don’t know what to tell you. I hated my body when it was “too thin” and now I hate it because it’s “too fat.” I just hope one day I’ll get old and not give a fuck anymore.

Really? Faxing?

I mean we don’t properly fund the judiciary so we might as well disband it and go full Judge Dredd.

He was a real bad dude. Bad dude. Tremendously bad.

Gofundme that makes the cop rich.

not . . . all . . . white . . . ladies?