Well you have to put it in boiling then cold water like 7 times before actually cooking it or you’re going to have a real hard time even chewing it. But properly prepared it goes down nicely.

(and a nice, crisp white wine)

Are you making an “I don’t see color” comment right now?

It’s not like he stumbled into the job unknowingly. Or that he didn’t peddle Trump’s lies to the American people EVERY DAY FOR MONTHS.

Maybe start sneaking metamucil into his food before he gets colon cancer?

You can hover if you lift the lid- which is what I did in my 20s when I was at bars/clubs. After a certain time of night you HAVE to hover b/c once one drunk lady decides to hover the entire seat is hosed down with pee.

Seriously, man. So rude to sit around anonymously bragging on the internet about how awesome you are at pooping. Use a trigger warning next time!

Between this story and Kid Rock’s announcement that he is going for Debbie Stabenow’s Senate seat, I am feeling super proud of my home state this morning!

I don’t know. I’d rather not our nation not waste billions of dollars on a structure that doesn’t serve it’s intended purpose and has massive negative effects on the environment.

Pelosi has been navigating manbabies her entire career. Stop and think perhaps she has an angle that you don’t understand.

Thank you for this. From the bottom of my heart.

Three words: Hot Fuckin Toddy

Electric kettles are soooo much faster than my stove. So much.

That’s . . . depressing.

My brain cannot process that people actually do this.

Holy shit I love you and I want that pin.

It is at least a STATEMENT in many places. I live in a very conservative place and when I wear all my dorky “Nasty Woman” type shirts I get constant reactions.

Old people have complained that young people are “ruining” their language literally since spoken language has existed. So LOL at your comment.

Well you are in control of your own actions so it is UP TO YOU what you do with a teenager.

This hulk gif is so satisfying. I probably watched it 40 times. Why isn’t it real?!