If you’re serious about wanting to read more and willing to think outside the box, I strongly suggest giving audio-books a try. You may think it would be odd, you aren’t into it, it’s “not the same,” etc. but it really helps me get through my reading list.

First they came for the Krispy Kreme run, and I didn’t care because I like Dunkin

Why is this a thing?

I'd buy that bumper sticker.

Holy fuck...but you know, having guns is the most important thing...

Fun fact:

Is that an oil well or a volcano? Because volcano-based energy would be so fucking metal.

Will this never cease to be the truth??

This totally jumped out to me! It's so funny that men like this never have any idea what weights actually look like.

A 5'7" woman with a maximum weight of 120 pounds. Yeah okay dude.

A walking Fleshlight

A doll?

To be fair, he posted pretty much the same kind of requirements for male DJs:

The sound of Harrison Ford phoning in his performance was actually the sound of a dump truck full of money being dumped on his driveway.

I really liked Horns, but the sick part of me kinda hoped you had linked to Equus, just for the shck value.

Unpopular opinion: I liked hermoine and krum. He was clearly attracted to get for her mental abilities, and he was no slouch himself (Triwizard champion, yo). He was ambitious enough to have his own high powered career, but their areas of focus were different enough that they could support each other without burning…

A noticed that a new coworker would spray and wipe down his desktop, mouse, and keyboard every day before he started work. I figured he had OCD or something, but later he told me it was just a habit he got into when he was working at some location that was particularly dusty or something, and he’s just kept it up…

Stabler would rip that POS detective in half like a phone book