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Unless your coworkers are freezing as well, in which case you’d be hailed as a hero of MacGyveresque proportion.

There is this weird American attitude that I have yet to encounter somewhere else that if you are from a traditionally cold place, the cold shouldn’t bother you, and like Marshall and Robin in HIMYM, you should be able to wear shorts and eat ice cream in the middle of a blizzard. I remember pulling on my big down coat

There’s a really awful interaction between cold weather and alcohol that makes people not realize they’re in danger until far too late. There are even cases of people being dressed fine for conditions, but undressing because they felt warm, and then freezing to death.

PSA for the young ‘uns out there: If you lose sight

This is a “do” if you are polyamorous. Don’t keep it hidden, as dating someone who is monogamous is a waste of time for poly people, and leading someone on if you are poly and they are not is a mean thing to do.

The text eliminates all the awkward pauses and the um, uh, yeah part of the conversation. I prefer that over awkwardness.

dropping sick beats like he drops sick customers

Keyboard shortcuts will save you so much time. My boss made me learn to use Excel without a mouse, and while it was beyond frustrating to learn, I now do probably 95% of my work with the keyboard and save so much time.

I’m surprised Filtering isn’t on here, if I didn’t have filtering my current job would be a nightmare, as is the IF formula.

Excel is love, Excel is life. Embrace Excel and it's infinite spreadsheets.

How would Fox News respond to this? ‘Hoo-rah these Murican patriot heroes saved our citizens from the evil Islamists yet again. Build a statue to these patriots!’”

That actually may be a better slogan than “Fair and Balanced”-”Fox News - 24 Hours of Bullshit”

Extreme views on both sides are bullshit. I only trust one source to accurately report the news without any bias. I watch The Daily Show.

Thanks Obama.

Having to do something all day has a special magic in making you not want to do those things ever at home for some ppl. I’m in front of a computer all day at work and the last thing I want to do at home is sit at the computer more. (The boyfriend feels differently though and wonders why I won’t sit and play computer

Fortunately for me, my old car doesn’t include any of that horseshit, so my clearing work is traditional.

Pretty good, I feel like the adrenaline rush I got from ripping a bird out of my windshield got me pumped up for the date.

Quite frankly, I was shocked that they were even in school to begin with. Thank God they were, and thank god for wonderful teachers and administrators who were on the ball.

Okay, first: Kudos to the teacher who didn’t attribute the child’s exhaustion to laziness or disrespect. I know that should be a given, but many signs of abuse and neglect are blamed on the child.