If any were over 33, I’d be shocked. And I am being generous.

“The male models were just standing around talking to themselves, and they were relatively young relative to the other men at the party. It created a bizarre feeling they didn’t anticipate.”

I remember teaching this during training at work, and so many of the men just got looks on their faces like "I've done that before."

I don’t see why not! Tofu will absorb anything that it’s fried in, so curried tofu sounds like a really great idea.

Typical. “Well, she consented to have sex with THAT guy, so we thought....”

Positive: The Police actually believe that it was assault and are investigating it as such.

Took a couple marketing classes in college. Basically it’s socially acceptable propaganda. The government uses it, too.

I like how this is an article on a site that I visit almost exclusively for the daily listing of shit on sale that I seem to want but in no way need.

My mom is conservative and we live in a very conservative area. I’m adopted so when I was very young I thought that was the answer to everything. My mom is also an OBGYN nurse who delivered babies for nearly 30 years (she even delivered me and then just kept me) I asked her one time her thoughts about abortion and was…

Yeah, I actually agree with you on that; it isn’t really about generosity. But I think that particular anecdote resonated with Ramit because Steve Wynn’s comment serves as a reminder to be grateful, and not take things for granted, like you said.

Me three- but I'm concerned that more than 50% of us are angrier than 50% of the population. I guess we're all above average.

That’s completely fucked up.

Oh holy problematics, batman!

UO “We’re equal opportunity offenders”

After years of being compared to a bleached, bakery product, you get used to it.

I always like it when my ethnic group is compared to Miller Lite, don’t you?

Fecal transplant FTW!

Look, you wanna smuggle some heavy narcotics across borders, that’s your business. I am not here to judge your life. We’ve all been there.

My resolution is to spend more money on my dark hobbies.