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The bacon one kinda grosses me out. Maybe it's the extreme closeup of armpit stubble, or the apparent chubbiness, but I don't like it.

"Bordeebook wants to be 1.270589x higher than the lowest price because they don't actually have the book in their store."

Can you access SMS and stuff through Google's site?

When you port your number, Google takes it away from your carrier. It belongs to Google now.

I'm only 20 and my first desktop computer only had 450MHz of processing power. My first laptop had 1.33MHz.

Good, I won't be able to get the Evo3D because Sprint is gay and downgraded my plan to silver right before I would be able to upgrade. Now I have something better to look forward to.

Because they're incapable of doing something original.

If you believe the Bible is accurate, the most common ancestor we share would be Noah. The flood wiped out everyone except him and his family.

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@Eriah: Weapon X is the agency that stuck metal in Wolverine.

Playing video games?

And if you started charging them, you could quit your day job.

Heck yeah, I'll just off-road the herpes out!

Whoa whoa whoa. The guy responsible for gay vampire movies is doing Wolverine? Well, this movie will be crap.

This kind

That's the right link.