Why? Galaxy Tab 2 7.0 is $50 bucks more but much better than the Fire.

It's not so bad. Guys dumb enough to wear them will be removed from the gene pool and that's good for everybody.

What's better? Galaxy Tab 2 7 inch or the Xoom? Screen size isn't important.

Capes.

There's not enough room for both of us in this town...

This could have been an interesting article but I stopped reading after "le sigh".

Sorry I can't hear you, I'm not here because you are.

Norwood you whore. I didn't realize you still haunt this place. I guess I'll have to extend my Gizmodo hiatus.

That Lenovo tablet any good?

I dunno. White blond kid. It was in PA and he always had food and tomato sauce all over his face.

Growing up I was friends with a kid that ate cereal with orange juice. He was a weirdo.

Buns of steel.

$1000 for a printer?!! That just does printing?!!?! This better have free ink replacements to justify that price!

What's with the all the music I used to listen to like 5 years ago? Not that I'm complaining.

It's happened to me a bunch of times. Multiple times at the same place, so maybe they're just lazier at Burlington Coat Factory.

You're gonna make cardboard pizza boxes?

...How do you cluck your tongue?

Mini-USB? C'mon, no one uses that in phones anymore!

It's the sunscreen, not the water jug.

Dat Weiner