I just take one of these babies with me when I go to work. Functional AND you don't look like a dork!

What is natural scrolling?

Does that Sony-Microsoft rumor still stand?

This thread is hurts.

Well that would be horrible. Even if they did match the storage of the Classic on the Touch, it'd still be retardedly expensive. If I all I want is something to play music while I drive without dealing with lock screens and crap, I don't want to spend over $400.

Hey, why are fish so easy to weigh?

Peeing is great and all, but if you have a high-fiber diet like myself you'll need something a little more capacious. My name is Sheldon and I use the Bumper Dumper.

*Looks at axe.*

But it's still a leech, correct? I want to see an entirely new, different kind of creature discovered.

Google is the only company I can trust to not ruin Hulu, granted that they keep it far far away from Youtube.

Ha! Men need no painkiller! Besides, our lack of emotions would render the test useless.

So it wasn't a prank after all?

I want to be able to sleep 24 hours for one day, and be good for the rest of the week and not need to sleep. Can we do that?

Oh no! It's a picture of people that aren't white! RACIST!!

Home on your computer!

There's a 'squatch in these woods!

Wasn't there a Spiderman story where Absorbing Man touched cocaine, and was then sold giving it's user's temporary absorbing powers?

Oh duh. I forgot for a second that the back of a console isn't the same as the back of a TV haha. I was expecting three composite ports there for some reason.

So you can buy the games as WiiWare.

Whoa whoa whoa, ONLY HDMI? So I can't use it on an older non-HD TV?