sheldon-j--plankton-old
Sheldon J. Plankton
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I have no problem driving stick in any traffic. I still prefer it over automatic. The only time I wish I had automatic is when I'm trying to eat pizza or something in my car.

Defenseless? The dang thing defended itself pretty good I'd say.

@thirdprophet: Spoken like a true hipster.

I'm happy with my current system. Netflix, then redbox, then Demonoid.

I've read many comic books. I know what radiation can do corpses.

Why do we have a Columbus day? Why do kids get off from school for it?

Shouldn't they have figured out how to dispose of that crap before they use it?

Aww, c'mon Giz! You know all those lonely single guys read this site! Way to crap on a prank.

You're welcome.

If I understand you correctly, this website will allow to become horribly mutated and an X-Man in my imagination?

I wish I was a Chernokid.

You know, this is at least the second or third time you mentioned that viral video in an article. Each time you didn't link to it. I have no idea what this video is.

Somebody say this!

If you're girlfriend hurts you when they sit on your lap, you need either a lighter girlfriend or to go to the gym so your legs aren't so weak.

Not me, I don't know what it means and I don't care!

Doesn't look so bad. Of course, this was just a tour.

See? North Korea IS Best Korea!