sheldon-j--plankton-old
Sheldon J. Plankton
sheldon-j--plankton-old

He's just upset now that people can listen to his music before they buy it, and well, now they won't buy it.

I think it's 512mb.

Cool cool.

Did they ever figure out the RAM?

(The white iPad is more feminine than the black iPad)

YOU DON'T NEED TO SPEND 5 DOLLARS!

Easy, if you're a man, get black. If you're female, get either.

We'll be replaced with Tiger-blooded winners. Duh!

Oh Biddle! In any case, I've always wanted my own blogger.

Someone left their artist unattended?! Heck yeah I'm snagging that!

Don't you know what bi-winning means? Even if you censor him on the internet, he's still conquering elsewhere.

What's wrong with peeing in cups and bottles? If you're driving and gotta take a leak, it's so much easier to just stick a bottle down your pants than stopping. Of course, it helps to have a wiener. What am I even doing here? Man, that Jezebel button is too close to Kotaku and io9.

Wait, so if you can do your yearly upgrade now, if you wait too long you'll lose the ability to upgrade until your 22 months is up?

I have an overcoat that has a large pocket inside like that. I don't know if an iPad could fit, but the pocket is handy for papers or a magazine or something. The weight of the iPad might make it a bit uncomfortable.

Is a gay lion a religious symbol?