This whole article is just dumb. Who cares if another businessman is worth more than Donald Trump? He’s also worth more than Obama, and probably every other president before him. Seriously, who cares?

These violent delights have violent ends...

When I’m old, I can’t wait to find a vanilla WoW server and finally dedicate as much time to the game as I’ve always wanted.

...this article is what defines you as a blogger and not a journalist. Just saying. ¬_¬

:( My condolences... I lost my dad in ‘13, and he was also a gamer. I don’t have the old memory cards he used, but every cartridge game he touched still has his save data. The one on Starfox is the most poignant to me—our top score was both of us, playing our best levels. Every time I see that file I think of dad…

Female soldiers? Pfffft! What’s next, the gays?

He may not be a traditional rival, but I like Hau! His name lends itself to puns like “Hau much longer am I going to have to put up with this dumbass”

Cars are in everything. Clothes are in everything. Roads are in everything. So what?

#justWWIthings

Glad no one really cares about this franchise for it to actually matter.

You shouldn’t have said anything at all. Your ass is showing, sweetheart.

Hopefully they people were democrats (waits for responses)

I believe that there is a rather good chance of that happening when they get to Federal Pound Me In The Ass Prison.

I’m an asshole.

Don’t think I’m ever going to be able to look at an Imp Mercy the same way again after that article about /r/HealSluts

Reading this makes me emotional.

As an atheist, I’d be better off if you stopped giving the rest of us a bad name.