I’m impressed with myself because I have actually heard of this douchebag. His tour truck crashed on the way to my town which postponed the show by a night and all his fellow douchebag fans showed their displeasure by beating the crap out of each other at the concert.

Where do you live that the nation’s recent painful history doesn’t matter? You may not have heard, but in this country blackness is still a life-or-death everyday problem. Yes, in this little backwater, where our cultural products are seldom seen by the outside world, entertainments still sometimes features portrayals…

Dear Universal,

I’m a little conflicted about the tone of the article and the comments. John Bobbitt is an abusive asshole and I think that what happened was the result of Lorena snapping after dealing with his shit for a long time. It’s a real life revenge fantasy and it played out like a ridiculous tragi-comedy especially with him…

Nope.

The View is allegedly trying to hire Gwyneth Paltrow. Let that sink in for a second

“There is this shitty bullshit that I had to experience, so I think other people should have to experience it too. Unless it’s a race issue, then I’m against it.”

For fucking real. That fucking pizza place in Indiana raised how much?

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

Nope. This is Minnesota. There is a large Middle Eastern and Northern Africa population there. And the victim was wearing a hijab.

This is only tangentially a food story, but it ends up in a Starbucks, so there you go.

Not directly related, but I always found interesting how Colonel Sanders (or “Uncle Kentucky” as he’s known in Japan) is viewed in Japan.

My favorite anecdote is how celebrating Hanshin Tigers Baseball fans threw a local Colonel Sanders prop into a river after winning the Japan Series title in 1985... prompting a…

“There I was, enjoying a light repast at the Applebuddies club, engaging in a fine and stimulating discussion of Amanda McKittrick Ros’s brilliant use of simile and metaphor, when suddenly what should assault my ears but some jenny foreigner defiling the rarefied air of our great nation with her native tongue! Well I…

Agreed. Don’t tune in to NBC to “ironically” watch it, or just to “hate watch” the “train wreck.” Don’t watch clips on Hulu or nbc.com on Sunday or Monday. Total radio silence on criticism. NBC wants viewers and Trump wants attention, let’s not feed the monsters.

These past three Wednesday’s Shia LaBeouf has been showing up at the coffee shop I work at. I’m annoyed. 😒😑

They had to announce it before the CMAs, because after this no ones going to be talking about Blake Shelton.

Gwen could bang Blake on a special live episode of The Voice and I still would not believe they were together.

Am I alone in thinking this is completely staged for ratings/good press/making exes jealous?

Haha. Well that confirms it for me, now I know it’s fake.

I can’t believe how desperately I am clinging to the idea that the Gwen/Blake matchup is a celebrity contract designed to garner attention after their respective divocres and nothing more. Please, do not let this be real.