If you think Seth McFarlane is "edgy", sure.

ISIS bride honeymoon resort chic.

Isis bride honeymoon wear, huh? That’s soooo edgy and cool man. I just love making fun of young girls forcibly raped, impregnated, beaten, starved, killed. Lovely.

I’m a spiteful asshole, so this would only make me be louder (which I realize is not an option for some, like if they’re afraid they might get kicked out). Like, I’d hire a fucking marching band to walk up and down the halls. Play Metallica at top fucking volume all the time.

Yeah, god forbid people try to do the right thing! So annoying.

it’s called idontshop@forever21.com

White privilege is having agents of the state and a presidential candidate protect you despite being an incestuous child rapist. Imagine if this dude wasn’t a white guy. It’s truly baffling so many people are unwilling/unable to have a modicum of empathy for people like Tamir Rice but are more than willing to defend…

That’s not on, you can’t pull that shit without consent. They should come over to my house, I have no probs with a fat guy in sissy panties scrubbing the toilet.

Am I the only person who can’t stand Alex and thinks the show is better off without her? And then also I don’t know if it’s the character I don’t like, because Alex is an unrepentant dick and her eyebrows are wack, or the fact that Laura Prepon is a Scientologist. Although that’s never put me off Peggy Olson. But then…

There’s a Dan Savage letter for every situation. I’m reminded of one where a caller had a dentist fetish and wanted to get her friend to operate a butt plug from the waiting room while she had her teeth cleaned.

Oh god, wtf? That gives me the creeps. That’s thing, it’s not like sex clubs, kink parties don’t exist and these poor people are relegated to exploring their kinks at a Staten Island mall (true hell if there ever was one).

It is NEVER okay to involve people in your sex games without permission. And that's what is going on here. Fuck these two.

Ok, look. It might consensual for the woman here. But it is NON consensual for the general public.

Yeah, I love my kinks, but forcing people to be unwilling voyeurs to them, doesn’t seem very cool to me.

Seriously. Fuck the thousands of people who are in jail, tortured, raped, or dead so that drug cartels can bring you magic nose powder! You’re so edgy and fun with your coke, gurl!!

Dear flygirl,

Must’ve been a Woody Allen film.

“Sorta makes one yearn for the quiet days when Portman was hanging with her hottie dancer husband and recovering from gestating both her first Oscar and a child, doesn’t it?”

Yeah, I lost 25 lbs after being in the hospital for nine days. People thought I looked “Great!” Yeah, no....